Count Olaf: All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.
奥拉夫:所有我要求的是突然出现在我的脑海中对你而言是一件非常细小的事情,然而我喜欢你们父母留下的大笔遗产。
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Count Olaf: Now that we're a family, I can be the ulll-timate DAD.
奥拉夫:现在既然我们是一家人,我能够成为你们的父亲。
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Klaus Baudelaire: How could they do this to us?
克劳斯:他们怎么能对我们这么做?
Violet Baudelaire: They're just mean people...
瓦立特:他们只是卑鄙的人...
Klaus Baudelaire: Not them. Mom and Dad.
克劳斯:不是他们。爸爸和妈妈。