精彩对白:
Wanda: I want you to know something Otto.
Otto: What?
Wanda: Even if you were my brother I'd still want to [内容被过滤,请注意论坛文明] you.
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Airline Employee: Aisle or window, smoking or non?
Otto: What was the part in the middle?
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Wanda: The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself".
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Otto: I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him, he's mine.
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Otto: You know your problem? You don't like winners.
Archie: Winners?
Otto: Yeah. Winners.
Archie: Winners, like North Vietnam?
Otto: Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie.
Archie: [going into a cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
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Wanda: I'll be right back, take your clothes off.
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Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, [内容被过滤,请注意论坛文明]-face, dickhead, asshole.
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you [内容被过滤,请注意论坛文明].